I. Ronik

Welcome! There are currently four installments in the Vapid Vixens series: What She Didn’t Know, Better Luck Next Time, Who’s Your Baby Daddy?, and Sheepsquatch. They’re all available on Amazon in E-book format. 


What She Didn’t Know

What she didn't know 800 Cover reveal and PromotionalPlease note these books are romantic parodies. They are not intended to be taken as serious romance. As a matter of fact, for optimum results the author recommends you read them in your best “Valley Girl” voice. 😉 

Cassie had been looking out for her sister Jessica what felt like her whole life. So when Jess starts dating a man whom Cassie believes poses a threat to her sister’s safety, she steps in, insisting on meeting him. The last thing she expected to happen was that she would fall for the man’s cousin–who just so happens to be Cassie’s boss! And she certainly wasn’t expecting him to reveal the deep, dark secrets he’d been hiding from her for years. Can their love survive, or will Cassie run away from the opportunity in front of her?

“What She Didn’t Know” is an erotic romance parody short story intended for mature audiences only. Length – approximately 11,000 words.



Better Luck Next Time


Amber’s marriage was in trouble. Her high-powered husband couldn’t keep it zipped, so she did what any reasonable woman would do. She became a high-end call girl in the hopes that giving him a dose of his own medicine would make him see the light. But would this all-or-nothing gamble work, or end up costing her everything she holds dear?

“Better Luck Next Time” is a romantic-erotic parody short story. It is intended for mature audiences only. Approximate length – 13,000 words.






 Who’s Your Baby Daddy?

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When Jasmine’s best friend and roommate tells her she’s pregnant, Jasmine is less than overjoyed. Especially when Roni tells her that she isn’t sure just who the father is. Complicating matters is Jasmine’s unwelcome attraction to her billionaire playboy boss. What follows is a mind-blowing journey down the trail to motherhood that will test the bounds of their friendship and the limits of Jasmine’s patience. 

“Who’s Your Baby Daddy?” is an erotic romance parody short story intended for mature audiences only. Length – approximately 23,000 words.







Sheepsquatch-1600-Barnes-and-NobleIn the hills of West Virginia, a legend comes to life… 

Becky Gayle always thought her granddaddy’s tales about the mythological Sheepsquatch were just that, myth. But one dark and stormy night, she and her soon-to-be-ex boyfriend are caught outside by the beast, and she learns the hard way that all the stories were true. 

Duncan’s been in love with Becky from afar for years, but thanks to the truth about his nature, he’s always been afraid to profess his feelings. When he learns a secret about her boyfriend, he has to step in to save her from the danger she isn’t even aware she’s in. And in doing so, he risks his heart and his very life. 

“Sheepsquatch” is a horror romance parody, featuring shape-shifting, bawdy humor, murder, mayhem, and legendary folklore. A short story coming in around 12,000 words, it’s best not taken seriously.